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‘Caption Contests’ Archives

The Damning Evidence

The Damning Evidence

Just so you know that this is no mere casual acquaintance or that it is a couple of folks with a common cause but a collusion of individuals with a specific agenda, let’s make that connection between Charles and Elayne Brooks and Councilman Mike Southerland before we go any further. In fact, let’s use this email to do so. That email was [...]

Caption Contest: Chet Edwards Owns Bill Flores’ Texas 17 Name On Google

Caption Contest: Chet Edwards Owns Bill Flores’ Texas 17 Name On Google

I don't think anything but this needs to be said, a picture being worth a thousand words an all: Search 'bill flores' yourself on Google. So, now you come up with the caption. What will Bill Flores say when he sees this reality? Or, to make it more fun, what will Bill Say to Matt Mackowiak, or what will Matt Mackowiak say to [...]

Caption Contest – What WIll Chet Edwards Say About Bill Flores' Condescension?

Caption Contest – What WIll Chet Edwards Say About Bill Flores' Condescension?

Okay, I have several articles I am working on but they won't be published for a few days, so thought I'd give you something fun to play with. What would your caption be for this? The original tweet is here. Something about "regular folks" just hits wrong when you are trying to relate to the voter, you know? Reminiscent of when BP Chairman [...]

Caption Contest – What Will Chet Edwards Say About Bill Flores' Plane?

Caption Contest – What Will Chet Edwards Say About Bill Flores' Plane?

So, this is Bill Flores' airplane, which he took delivery on at Christmastime 2009 (Delivery was scheduled for 23 December according to City of Bryan records), a week or so after he re-an nounced his candidacy for Texas 17. It is housed at Coulter Field in a hangar he had built pretty quickly after City Council approved and Mayor Conlee signed [...]

Caption Contest – Parking Notice

Caption Contest – Parking Notice

Look at the three storefronts BEHIND the sign: Total Tan, Curves, and Weight Watchers. These reserved spaces, some thirty of them, are the closest spaces to the storefronts.This is in a parking lot 100 yards deep. Am I the only one who sees the irony here? Here's a hint: If you are going to these places...the walk could do you good! Perhaps [...]

Caption Contest – Obama & Sarkozy

Caption Contest – Obama & Sarkozy

You know the routine. A picture is worth a thousand words. Here, try to limit it to 25. What do you think would be the best caption for this picture:

Caption Contest – Obama & Medvedev

Caption Contest – Obama & Medvedev

You know the routine. A picture is worth a thousand words. Here, try to limit it to 25. What do you think would be the best caption for this picture: